Joan Gale Frank

About Joan Gale Frank

Extremely curious. Enjoys absurdity. Explores new environments like a cat placed in a new room. Loves to listen. Supersonic ears. (Often eavesdrops.) Story teller. Writes about anything from sand to solar systems. Avid researcher. Ad writer since birth. Won first ad writing award at 8. Loves Portland, Oregon.

Here are my most recent posts

Gallery Without Walls Sculpture, Lake OswegoThere’s a chair in the sky on the corner of First and A Street in downtown Lake Oswego. If you cross the street, you’ll find a long-eared, long-legged rabbit with a plaque that reads, “This is not a Rabbit.”

Throughout the city, you’ll find a wide range of art installations dressing up street corners, parks, garden paths and even alleyways, as part of the Lake Oswego Art Counsel’s mission to integrate art into daily life. There are over 60 installations in all, loaned to the city by artists who keep them on display for two years.

Gallery Without Walls

If you fall in love with one, you can purchase it and take it home for $500 to $55,000, depending on the piece. But that’s not the only way to establish a personal relationship with the art:

Gallery Without Wall in Lake Oswego, 1st Street SculptureEach year, Lake Oswego residents vote for their favorite piece as part of the “People’s Choice” Sculpture Program. The winner is purchased by the city, and becomes part of its permanent collection. This enables adoring fans to come and wrap their arms around a sculpture anytime, day or night, for many years to come.

This year, the city chose Brian Mock’s “Guardian of the Lake,” a metal sculpture of a dog, fabricated out of objects such as a meat tenderizer, a garlic press, a cookie cutter, a bike pedal and so much more.

Guardian of the Lake

Part of the fun is walking around it, pointing out household items and recycled hardware that have been cleverly integrated into the sculpture’s head, torso, legs and tail. Whenever I walk by it, standing sentinel on First Street, by the lake, it’s usually surrounded by children making comments such as, “I think this dog ate a garden nozzle.”

One of my new favorites is the bright yellow woman known as, Contrapposto, by Francisco Salgado. She stands on Evergreen Street, striking a sexy pose, while keeping a watchful eye all the way up Second Street, as I walk to my car after a late dinner at Manzana.

Sculpture in downtown Lake OswegoThen there’s James Lapp’s large, graceful wireframe “Egg” on Third and A Avenue, across from the Full Circle Vet Clinic. Thanks to the city’s policy of integrating art into daily life, I can bring my cat to the vet for a vaccine, while beholding beautiful artwork right outside. Sadly, my cat doesn’t appreciate the art nearly as much as I do. She’s too busy beholding the vet’s office.

After our appointment, when I run into Rite Aid to grab bandages for my newly clawed hand, I can experience art once again — this time, a multi-colored star that spins near the corner of 2nd Street and B Avenue, and a string of sculpted black birds on a wire, also across from the drugstore.

Downtown Lake Oswego sculptures are everywhere!

So it is true, Lake Oswego has figured out how to bring art into daily living… something you can find all over Portland, actually. And it’s just one more reason why Portland is an amazing place to call home.

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As the plane was about to land at Portland International Airport, before it continued onward toward its final destination, I overheard a couple talking a few rows behind me. “Is there anything to see in Portland?” A woman asked her man. “Nah, Portland is the kind of place you drive through on your way to somewhere else” he said. “It’s not a real destination in itself.”

Potland Oregon Roads

If I wasn’t about to disembark, so happy to be home in my now favorite city, I might have set him straight. But then again, maybe it’s a good thing some people feel this way. It keeps the traffic down a bit.

The couples’ conversation also catapulted me backward seven years, to when my husband and I were first considering a move here. I remember driving on the freeway on a grey, wet day in May, looking at the run-down, stained concrete overpasses and industrial-looking buildings. I didn’t see the beauty either, making it hard to understand why so many people were enchanted with this drippy city.

Since then, I’ve come to know the insane beauty and fascinating nuances all around us, in every direction. Now, when I see those same dingy freeway buttresses, they amuse me. They’re such an anomaly in a town brimming over with roses, rhododendrons, fountains, parks, rivers, lakes and hundreds of miles of trails criss-crossing forests, creeks and canyons.

Portland Oregon highways hide much of Portland's beautyNo, you don’t see these Portland attractions from the freeway, which, I suppose, inspire some people to keep going, passing us by completely. And that actually works in our favor.

It could translate into a few less riders along the river bike path, a shorter line at Mother’s Bistro for breakfast, or possibly an open table at Expatriate, when I get a craving for a James Beard onion & butter sandwich. (It’s really good btw!) All I can say is, I’m glad I looked beyond those mottled overpasses. It could easily have been me, driving onward, in search of a ‘real’ destination.

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The word “chocolate” always catches my eye. So while skimming the local newspaper I stopped in my tracks when I read about Mirolo Chocolatier, a new chocolate shop in Lake Oswego.

A friendly reception at Mirola Chocolatier in Portland, OR area

I made a spontaneous decision to go to Mirolo right then. Pulling up to the glass-front Chocolatier, I entered what instantly became my favorite dessert spot in Portland.

To start, Mirolo is gorgeous. The rich blue walls and shimmering tile are elegantly lit by what looks like an octopus chandelier.Display of fine chocolate Mirolo Chocolatier Lake Oswego The pristine glass cases hold an assortment of edible art objects — gem colored chocolate domes, Parisian macarons, chocolate-dipped marshmallows and layer cakes worthy of a little worship.

(I took home a slice of their signature chocolate Mirolo cake, blanketed in glossy ganache, and whoa — it was dense, rich and perfect.)

Luckily, you don’t have to just stare at the display case – the friendly chocolate experts behind the counter are quick to ask, “Do you want a sample?” Oh, how I love those words. I think they are my five favorite words in the English language, outside of “You just won the lottery.”

Display of Mirolo Chocolate in PortlandIn a sense I had just won a lottery, because I was instantly handed a plate of various chocolate samples, including the Passion Fruit Habanero (it bites back!) followed by a sip of killer hot chocolate, and then a spoonful of thick, chewy, delicious chocolate ice cream.

I had to get the story behind this new shop. The co-owner, Rose, was happy to tell me more about Mirolo.Newly made chocolates at Mirolo Lake Oswego

Seated on the heated porch, sharing a cup of coffee as the rain fell, she explained how she and her husband Michael envisioned creating a high-quality neighborhood dessert shop in Lake Oswego — filled with fresh, wholesome products made from the finest ingredients. And that’s exactly what they’ve accomplished.

Mirolo uses locally sourced products, Valrhona chocolate and organic hormone-free milk in their shakes and hot chocolate, cage-free eggs and no high fructose corn syrup.

“I want our products to be worthy of the calories” Rose explained. If you’re going to use your calories on a piece of candy, why not make those calories memorable? Besides, when you’re tasting something wonderful, you don’t need as much to feel satisfied.” Mirolo Chocolate Key Lime Treat

Well, I don’t know about you… but, if I eat one wonderfully satisfying piece of chocolate, I usually think I’ll be doubly satisfied with two pieces.

So, I think it’s a good idea to try it yourself. Then you’ll find out if you’re satisfied eating just one Orange Cognac chocolate, or whether you’ll need to pair it with a dark chocolate Coffee Cardamom or a Rasberry Rose… or some of the other innovative treats sparkling away in Mirolo’s display case.

If you’re thinking of heading down there, here’s the address: 3970 Mercantile Drive, next to Kruse Way in Lake Oswego.

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Now that the weather is changing and most of us are thinking twice before heading out in shorts and sandals, it’s time to turn our attention to indoor entertainment in Portland.

Exterior of Cinetopia Theater, Portland, OregonOne of the guaranteed, no-brainer, sure-fire fun things to do in Portland is seeing a movie in one of the deluxe Cinetopia movie parlor theaters in Beaverton.

Cinetopia’s 21-and-over movie parlors feature plush couches and chairs, individual tables and foot rests, gleaming wood paneling and artful dividers that make you feel as if you’re immersed in your own private movie experience.

If you’ve ever been on Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion ride, you’ll also notice something that may seem vaguely familiar to you — moving wall art. (Remember those creepy paintings that changed as you moved passed them?) Best place to watch a movie in Portland is Cinetopia's movie parlor theater shown here.

These “Motion Posters” give you an animated glimpse of a scene you’re about to see. For example, when I saw the “Conjuring,” the framed art showed a terrifying scene of a young girl being lured by a not-so-decent entity.

Movie Parlor, Cinetopia Progress Ridge, Beaverton ORWhat cranks up the enjoyment factor even more is the in-theater restaurant service, where a waiter comes in and takes your order for a Ceasar Salad… Fish and Chips… a Passionate Mango Cheesecake… a cappuccino — or simply a nice pour of Opus One 2009 Cabernet. (And yes, there’s also popcorn and coke for movie purists.)

Now it’s time to sit back and become one with the digital Super HD screening and Dolby Digital 7.1 surround sound, while tucking into a savory dish. That’s one way to enjoy a day or night in Portland, no matter what the sky is doing.

When your film is over and the subtle mood lighting comes back on, you may not be ready to face reality just yet. And you don’t really have too — you can extend the mood a little longer in Cinetopia’s beautiful Vinotopia restaurant. Exterior of Cinetopia, Progress Ridge, Beaverton, Oregon

Here you can analyze the movie to your heart’s content, while sitting by the toasty fireplace, listening to the sound of live jazz piano and sharing a “Tower of Chocolate” with a friend. Not too bad a way to say goodbye to your shorts and sandals for a while!

Hot Tip: Groupon.com often offers a special deal where you can get two tickets to any Cinetopia theater (including the Movie Parlor theaters) plus a drink for under $20.

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If you ever want to have a good time in Portland, you need to know about Paul Gerald. He’s a one-man, rocket-fueled, indoor-outdoor pleasure seeker, and the author of a handful of books on fun things to do in Portland, Oregon and beyond.

Author Paul Gerald, Portland Oregon

When I caught up with Paul to talk about his latest books, Peaceful Places Portland and the third edition of Breakfast in Bridgetown, he was on his way to a massage. After all, seeking out the best hiking trails, breakfast places, camping spots and beautiful places in Portland would stress anybody out.

But “Pure Pleasure Paul,” as I like to call him, set me straight: He said only 36% of his typical day is devoted to pleasure. (Although his goal for 2013 is to achieve 40%.) The remaining 64% is spent writing books, blog entries, bussing around town and conquering tasks, such as buying printer paper and stocking caps.

But to me, the magic is Paul has figured out how to make a living while having fun… and he’s managed to do it his entire adult life. He’s been a fisherman in Alaska, worked as a sports reporter and a travel writer, and now he’s figured out how to build a career around eating pancakes out with friends and hunting down gorgeous waterfalls. (That cheeky bugger!)

A favorite Portland breakfast dish

Fortunately, we all get to share in his discoveries through his writing, tweeting (@PDXbreakfastguy) and his Portland Breakfast iPhone app, which helps you target tasty breakfast places all over the city.

While researching his PDX breakfast book, the poor guy had to enjoy eating out around 200 times.

Some of his top Portland breakfast picks include Sanborn’s on SE Milwaukie Ave, Stepping Stone Café on NW Quimby, Simpatica Dining Hall on SE Ash, and Helser’s on NE Alberta. He’s especially fond of Zell’s Café on SE Morrison, which he says has the perfect combination of great food, staff and ambiance.

I asked him for his recipe for a great day in Portland and he suggests going to Powell’s City of Books, the world’s largest new and used bookstore, relaxing with a cup of coffee in their attached World Cup coffeehouse, and browsing the 4th floor rare book room, filled with first editions and old masterpieces. Paul describes it as a museum where everything is for sale.

Portland forest hikes

Moving on to favorite Portland hiking spots from his book, 60 hikes within 60 miles of Portland, Paul categorizes “best hikes” by the season:

In spring, he goes to Catherine Creek to view exquisite wildflowers. In summer he loves Vista Ridge for its amazing, well…vistas. In fall he suggests Opal Creek for its clear pools and ancient forests, and come winter time, he likes anywhere he can travel via snow shoe.

If you want more details about these hikes, as well as dozens of other trails, check out Paul’s book on PaulGerald.com.

Peaceful Places Portland, by Paul Gerald

In his latest pleasure-seeking venture, Paul scouted out 100 serene places for his new book, Peaceful Places Portland.

For a quiet afternoon, he suggests leaving your car at home, catching Trimet bus #12 towards Sherwood, and getting off at the Tualatin River National Wildlife Refuge for an eyeful of migratory birds.

This pocket of peace is teaming with 200 species of birds, 50 species of mammals and 25 species of reptiles. (Although I’m not sure exactly how relaxed I’d be surrounded by 25 kinds of reptiles, unless they are all slow-moving turtles.)

Another of Paul’s peaceful Portland picks is “Taborspace,” a cafe within the old bell tower of the Mount Tabor Presbyterian Church. Here you can wrap your hands around a mug of Ristretto Roasters hand-roasted artisanal brew while sitting on a couch and glancing skyward toward 30-foot-high old-growth beams lit by100-year old stained glass windows. You can almost hear a chorus of angels in your cup.

How to have a great day in Portland, Oregon

Before Paul left for his impending massage appointment, he offered one more tip on how to have fun in Portland: “Stop making your days so busy with wall-to-wall appointments. Exploring… relaxing… and experiencing quiet are completely valid activities. Simply go out and enjoy Portland!”

My goal is to visit every place in Peaceful Places Portland in 2013. If I’ve inspired you to check out this book, I’ve got a special deal for my “Amazing Portland” blog readers only:  Go to PaulGerald.com and enter the coupon code “Amazing” and you’ll get $5.00 off Peaceful Places Portland… but only for the next few weeks.

This offer expires February 15th, just in time for a Valentine’s gift to someone who might just like a little peace and quiet in Portland.

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Free Fun Things To Do in Portland, Oregon: Paxton Gate

by Joan Gale Frank November 2, 2012

Halloween night, I attended a bash at Paxton Gate, where “Bug Chef” David George Gordon was cooking up scorpion scaloppine and other multi-legged delights. A standing-room-only crowd of ghouls, 6-foot butterflies and mustached children were hungrily awaiting free samples. Halloween aside, a visit to Paxton Gate on Mississippi Ave is definitely on my list of free fun […]

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Walks in Portland – Lewis & Clark College

by Joan Gale Frank October 30, 2012

Good news! Even though the tuition at Lewis & Clark College in southwest Portland is around $40,000 a year, you can enjoy the campus and take in the sights for free. This is actually one of my favorite walks in Portland. The campus is comprised of 137 stunning acres and was ranked as the #2 […]

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Portland Race Cars

by Joan Gale Frank September 25, 2012

Portland is known for its polite drivers and gracious “You go first” attitude on the road. But inside most of us, there’s some pent up human rage to step on the gas, pass the slowpokes and hear the deep satisfying rumble of an engine at full throttle. Now here’s a satisfying way to give into […]

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Mount Hood’s Disappearing Act

by Joan Gale Frank August 3, 2012

I like a mountain that comes and goes, and Mt. Hood is such a mountain. You don’t always see it, so you never grow tired of it. Yes, Mount Hood is a volcano just 56 miles from the front door of Powell’s Books in Portland…it’s the highest point in Oregon, measuring 11,235 feet tall when it […]

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The Mighty Moss of Portland

by Joan Gale Frank July 26, 2012

Yes, this is the very first blog post for “Things To Do In Portland, Oregon.” Writing it feels like getting on a bike and trying to peddle uphill for those first wobbly few feet, until you finally gain… momentum. One of the first things that fascinated me when I arrived in Portland, Oregon, after living […]

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